Monday, March 14, 2011

Embrace Life: Never Leave the TV

Life in front of the television can be both strenuous and stressful as it often commands a considerable amount of movement. First, you have to get up to get that soda in the fridge. Next you feel hungry and must interrupt again to get last night's leftover pizza. But then you have to go to the bathroom from all that soda. What's the solution? 


This all encompassing chair truly allows one to live life to the fullest. Never again will you be forced to miss the ending of The Bachelor. Never again will you miss a rerun of Seinfeld. It is truly important to take advantage of the opportunities offered to us, such as keeping up with the Kardashians. Set an example and show the world what truly matters. 

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