Don't Overexert Yourself: Abbreviate (abbreive)

Why waste time and energy using full sentences/words when your meaning can easily be conveyed with so much less?

When speaking, try to stick to monosyllabic words.

"So annoy.  Hist ex mond. Can't see mov sund night"
(Its so annoying. I have a history exam on Monday. I can't see the movie on Sunday night)

"Book so brill. fin in sing day. now so ti"
(The book was brilliant. I finished it in a single day. I'm so tired now)

"Hard. Phys can't"
(It's too hard. I physically can not)

When writing, use single letters, acronyms and numbers as much as possible.

"HB! ILY"
(Happy Birthday! I love you)

"H8 u. nev wanna c u gain"
(I hate you. I never want to see you again)

"mov so int! def c. amaze."
(The movie was so interesting! Definitely go see it. It was amazing)