12 Ways to Know If You're a Slacker

1. You don't take classes that restrict the use of a laptop.

2. You spend 45 minutes deciding whether or not to order in food as you know you will have to walk outside to pick it up from the deliveryman.

3. On more than one occassion you have pretended to be a deaf-mute in efforts to avoid small talk.

4. You consider yourself up to date on current events after reading facebook newsfeed.

5. The only foods you eat are wrapped in plastic.

6. The movie "127 hours" was scary to you not because of the amputation, but because the character was made to stand for five days.

7. As a blackberry user, you only communicate with other blackberries as composing messages other than BBM requires too much time/thinking/energy.

8. You are annoyed by people who do not have one syllable names or nicknames.

9. Equinox is a spa, not a gym. 

10. You have called down for mainteneance and pretended as if your thermostat was broken so that the repairman would come up and adjust the heat without you having to get off the couch.

11. You have attempted to call a restaurant and place your order ahead so that it is ready for you upon arrival. 

12. You believe that true success is defined by the attainment of a handicap parking pass.