Monday, August 1, 2011

Don't Make Journalism a Journey...

Follow in the steps of the Charleston local paper where a true lack of noteworthy news shows strong slacker values...







Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Chicago: The Winded City

Sightseeing: Every slacker's nightmare. Trudging from boring attraction to boring attraction overrun by motivated and energetic tourists. Nothing could be worse. If in Chicago and forced to embark on a treacherous and grueling city trek, do yourself a favor and give Steve a call.



Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Wipe Your Tears Away

Titanic? The Notebook? Stepmom? Go ahead, wipe your tears away, effortlessly...

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Enhancing the Library Experience

While exam week may force you into the tragic and miserable infrastructure known as the library, there is no need to conform to the cruel and tortuous set up of hard wooden chairs, dim light, and unpleasant sniffling neighbors...

Don't let if get you down. Create your own fate and let yourself swing...

                 4th Floor Bostock/Perkins library - Duke University

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Embracing Exercise


Go to the Gym

Work Out at Home

Get on the Treadmill

Take the Dog for a Walk

Leg Ups

Wii Fit

Thursday, April 7, 2011

The Fabulous Life of...

a leaf blower!

For those who have not come to terms with the harsh reality of life after college, consider this: become a leaf blower. While blowing leaves from one place to another has absolutely no purpose, getting PAID to blow leaves around is at the core of every slacker's dream. Think about it: take a daily stroll and get paid. No thinking involved. And who's to stop you from showing up late or going home early?

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

A Lesson For the Kids

                             Figure 1

                              Figure 2   




Figure 1                                              Figure 2

vertical                                      horizontal
heels                                         barefoot
promoter of faux fur                    sensible choice of outfit
lettuce                                       chinese food
water                                         beer
rat dog                                       stuffed animal
kids with Ken                              virtual boyfriend
suffering                                    suffrage

Now, which one would you choose?

Killing 2 birds with 1 stone...




     

                       
                                        











Monday, April 4, 2011

Things to Do at Work

Rest up for the Weekend

Meet new people

Sharpen your creative skills

Work on hand eye coordination


Ponder 

Prank your neighbor

Devise new tools

Gossip

Celebrate birthdays, half birthdays, st. days, Fridays

Catch up on the (celebrity) news

Perfect your game